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Scientists with the Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument Urge the Public to Remain Calm and Report any Unusual Phenomena

Tucson, AZ — February 4, 2026 — Researchers working with the Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument (DESI) announced today the detection of highly unusual gravitational wave patterns originating from a distant planetary system known as Ari 30, marking what scientists describe as a “previously unobserved class of gravitational phenomena.”

Possible Effects on Earth

Current assessments indicate no immediate threat to Earth. The detected waves are extremely weak by the time they reach our planet. However, scientists are studying whether they could have secondary effects on sensitive instruments, animal navigation, and under rare conditions human perception and consciousness.

“We want to be very clear: there is no cause for panic,” emphasized Dr. Marrow. “That said, science advances by paying attention to the unexpected.”

Public Guidance

Out of an abundance of caution, researchers recommend that members of the public remain calm but report any unusual or unexplained phenomena—such as persistent low-frequency vibrations, unexplained electronic interference, anomalous environmental effects in the sky, or feelings of weightlessness—to local authorities.

Reports may also be made to the Ari 30 Observation Hotline at 1-888-555-ARI30 (1-888-555-2743).

“This is about data collection, not emergency response,” said Dr. Ortega. “We are witnessing something genuinely new, potentially an Earth changing event,” Dr. Marrow concluded. “Discoveries like this remind us how important it is to approach change and the unknown with curiosity rather than panic, fear, or violence.”